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Pump Ape
THE FINAL EVOLUTION
OF THE DEGEN.
He found the green candle.
It was over after that.
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LORE
HOW IT HAPPENED
Scientists are still trying to determine what happened.
Degens already know.
APE
Once he swung from trees.
FOUND GREEN CANDLE
BRAIN REPLACED BY PUMP
Pump Ape
Now he swings entire charts.
> He doesn't buy. He doesn't hold. He doesn't sell.
> He just apes… harder.
APE LOGIC
primitive decision tree v0.1 (broken on purpose)
INPUT?
awaiting input...
NO ROADMAP.
NO UTILITY.
NO MERCY.
JUST APE.
Every dip is a snack. Every chart is a banana. Every candle is green because he said so.
ATTRACT MODE
select your level. outcomes not guaranteed.
LEVEL 01 — FEATURED
Born on Pump.fun. Raised by degens. Destined for the moon (or the dirt).
